Mubtari

There once was a man who lived in a hut.  His name was Thanatos.  He collected an assortment of things, but his most prized collection was his hat collection.  Thanatos would often just stare of his hat collection in awe, take outstanding care of them, brush off the dust that would fall on them, and would never ever wear them because, then, he might get hair on them, dry skin or head lice. One day he went out to town to further expand his collections which were threatening to spill out of his small adobe and had already taken his bed.  He now had to sleep by standing upright in the corner of the room, and that wasn't very comfortable, to say